Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.