Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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