The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Death is a distant rumor to the young.