Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.
The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.
No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is, 'Well, you know, it's possible to believe in evolution and believe in God.' Yes, and it's possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn't prove Spiderman is true.
