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I'm a bit of an introvert, so after talking for an hour and then shaking hands and taking pictures with the people who came out, I kind of need to be alone for a bit to get away from all stimuli.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: pictures, hands, people, alone

Other Quotes by "Ari Shaffir"

Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, ‘Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining hall at the University of Maryland.' That's when I realized I was contrived. I was reciting jokes. So I really worked on - no matter what - sounding like I was just talking to the people.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: you, me, good, funny
I never had good grades until I dropped out of religion. And then suddenly, my grades went up.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: grades, never, religion, good
Marc Maron yells at people. I have a memory of him yelling at Jonah Ray from offstage about something he was saying, just fun stuff.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: saying, fun, memory, people
I definitely recommend keeping frozen corn dogs in your freezer.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: frozen, corn, dogs, your
The only threat is a growing pushback from militant liberals who seek to destroy free expression as they look to limit the speech of anyone who has feelings they find objectionable. It makes comics tentative to push boundaries and freely talk about the thoughts in their heads. That part is terrible for development.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: feelings, free, look, thoughts
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