Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.
I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible?
It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.
