A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.
