I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
There is no job a man can do that is undignified - if he does it well.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.
