I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.
What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.
When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but they didn't know what to do with us. They had 'Reba,' which was number one, and we were number two, and they didn't want to be known as the hayseed network, so they kind of dropped us, even though we were pulling great numbers.
I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.
