I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
Tags: outside, kingdom, america, people
And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.
Tags: i-can, my-own, someone, happy
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
Tags: good-things, think, you, good
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
Tags: like, television, your, black
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
Tags: through, two, go, day
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