One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
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In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
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