So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
A real job is a job you hate.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.