If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.