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We've ignored audiences all these years. We've just amused ourselves and hoped enough people would want to eavesdrop to make it all viable.
— Bob Mortimer
Tags: just, want, enough, people

Other Quotes by "Bob Mortimer"

I was so young when my dad died that I didn't think it had affected me. I had such tiny memories of him, just little glimpses, I thought I had been unaffected. But then I realised, somewhere in my late 40s I think, that probably the defining thing in my whole life was losing my dad.
— Bob Mortimer
Tags: think, me, memories, life
I was a solicitor once, so I'm truly grateful because I know what it's like to have a proper job.
— Bob Mortimer
Tags: like, know, job, grateful
I remember when I worked at the solicitor's - you'd go in, talk to your mates for a bit and then get down to work. With us the talking to your mates part never stops.
— Bob Mortimer
Tags: never, go, you, work
Darts is bad.
— Bob Mortimer
Tags: bad
It's like cooks don't watch cooking programmes - I suppose maybe comedians don't watch comedy shows.
— Bob Mortimer
Tags: watch, comedy, like, cooking
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