WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

A friend in need is a pest.