I'm out to prove that a guy 55 years old, with one foot in the grave, can play with the best woman in the world and maybe beat her. It'll be a big boost for men's superiority.
I scouted all the girls at Wimbledon. I wasn't impressed.
Women play about twenty-five percent as good as men, so they should get about twenty-five percent of the money men get.
I once played amateur tournament tennis six months without double-faulting.
I like to bet on as close to a sure thing as you can find.
Women's tennis? I think it stinks. They hit the ball back and forth, have a lot of nice volleys, and you can see some pretty legs. But it's night and day compared to men's tennis.
