Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs.

I needed to purge myself of all the attention my parents had given me - I wasn't neglected enough as a child.

I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

James Brown is important because he decorates the clock correctly and he's good with lower mathematics. Don't get me wrong - he's good.