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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'
— Carrot Top
Tags: laugh, people, you, good

Other Quotes by "Carrot Top"

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
— Carrot Top
Tags: people, hate, success, nature
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
— Carrot Top
Tags: follow, like, someone, path
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
— Carrot Top
Tags: special, more, video-games, opportunity, people
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'
— Carrot Top
Tags: laugh, you, good, funny
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
— Carrot Top
Tags: manager, night, car, work
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