Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
