My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.
In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.
Some people think Hollywood is shallow. I find that it's home.
I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.
I'm not superstitious at all. I'm not a Russian.
I remember having a conversation with my sister, saying, 'What if I don't make it? What if I'm still waiting tables when I'm 35?' I was just at the end of my rope. But I've been at the end of that rope several times.