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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.
— Chris Rock
Tags: humor

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When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
— Chris Rock
Tags: basically, show, doing
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
— Chris Rock
Tags: activity, group, comedy
Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
— Chris Rock
Tags: make, nervous, anything, you
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
— Chris Rock
Tags: she, looks, woman, you
Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes. I've written jokes as good as 'Roxanne', I believe. But I can't tell them again.
— Chris Rock
Tags: new, believe, people, good
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