In spite of all the yearnings of men, no one can produce a single fact or reason to support the belief in God and in personal immortality.

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.