Well, first of all, I don't want to debate the word conservative, but by my definition, a conservative is someone who wants to conserve the Constitution of the United States and the American tradition and law that no one is above the law.
Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.
Never eat spinach just before going on the air.
Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
I'd much rather wear out than rust out.