I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. 

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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

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I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.

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