If you don't want anyone to know about your existence, you might as well kill yourself. You're taking up space, air.
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Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
Tags: time, books
There are many Saudi women doctors, and there are many wealthy and powerful and well-educated Saudi women who circumvent the restrictions put upon them, quietly or otherwise.
Tags: doctors, who, powerful, women
I am a bike enthusiast; there's a certain amount of romance to bikes. They're both beautiful and utilitarian.
Tags: romance, i-am, bike, beautiful
You treat a kid with respect and as an adult you talk to them as if they're smart people. But you don't throw at them the trappings of adulthood and you know, the darker stuff.
Tags: smart, people, respect, you
I think newspapers shouldn't try to compete directly with the Web, and should do what they can do better, which may be long-form journalism and using photos and art, and making connections with large-form graphics and really enhancing the tactile experience of paper.
Tags: better, think, experience, art
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