All pictures are unnatural. All pictures are sad because they're about dead people. Paintings you don't think of in a special time or with a specific event. With photos I always think I'm looking at something dead.
It's only a few nutcases who do art for themselves, like Van Gogh.
The trouble with people like Tony Blair is they get confused, they think intelligence is education when they're two different things.
The skull is nature's sculpture.
If I have any sexist feelings they are aimed at men: I hate manly men.
It's not about composition. It's the way you feel about how your objects should relate to each other. I've got lots of African statues and things, and the cleaner arranges them like soldiers, which drives me mad. So I have to rearrange them, and I must drive her mad, because I'm doing anarchy and she's doing military manoeuvres.
