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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
— David Cross
Tags: left, just, first, right

Other Quotes by "David Cross"

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
— David Cross
Tags: some, hate, yourself, you
The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
— David Cross
Tags: thing, about, me, best
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
— David Cross
Tags: trying, weird, new, you
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
— David Cross
Tags: down, will, think, funny
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
— David Cross
Tags: new, believe, people, you
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