The pursuit of excellence is less profitable than the pursuit of bigness, but it can be more satisfying.

Many people - and I think I am one of them - are more productive when they've had a little to drink. I find if I drink two or three brandies, I'm far better able to write.

Ninety-nine percent of advertising doesn't sell much of anything.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative, original thinker unless you can also sell what you create.