But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.
I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.
Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.
I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.
If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere.