I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how to make tables and chairs. You have to have the right tools, and you have to know how to put the thing together, right?
Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.
Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.
How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.
My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.
I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
