Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.
Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.
Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.
How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.
My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.
I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.