It's your living room, it's your life, go...... Quote by "Dennis Miller"

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.
— Dennis Miller

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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
— Dennis Miller

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
— Dennis Miller

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Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
— Dennis Miller

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I rant, therefore I am.
— Dennis Miller

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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
— Dennis Miller

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