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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: plan, stay, white, house

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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: dc, wisconsin, washington, lying, cheese
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: another, man
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: time, you, god, good
I rant, therefore I am.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: therefore, am, i-am, funny
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: american, wood, more, education
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