Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
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One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
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Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
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I rant, therefore I am.
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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
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