Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.
Tags: relationships

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If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine.
Tags: necromancy, death
The sparrow flies south for winter.
Tags: skulduggery-pleasant, fighting, humor
Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.
Tags: theories, sir-isaac-newton, science, possibility, inevitability, gravity, everything-is-possible, apple, anything-is-possible, anything-can-be
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Saracen Rue count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Saracen had sure had a blast.
Tags: violence, relationships, morbidity, morbid-humor, morbid, love, humorous, humor, gore, flings, dating, dates
It all depends on what people you're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about just about every religion on the planet - they're all so incredibly selfish.
Tags: skepticism, selfishness, religion, perspective, helping-others, cynicism, cynic
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