A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Still falls the rain - dark as the world of man, black as our loss - blind as the nineteen hundred and forty nails upon the Cross.
The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation they do not want to attract attention.
I have taken this step because I want the discipline, the fire and the authority of the Church. I am hopelessly unworthy of it, but I hope to become worthy.
I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.