Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly:...... Quote by "Eoin Colfer"

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
— Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl Band 1-3

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— Eoin Colfer The Time Paradox

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