It's always darkest before dawn

"Artemis Fowl will never be secondary" "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?"

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

I'm sorry, Arty,' she whispered into his ear. 'Sorry for what?' 'For everything. For the last few months, I haven't been myself. But things are going to change. Time to stop living in the past.' Artemis felt a tear on his cheek. He wasn't sure whose tear it was.