There are a lot of funny motels. There was one motel in the middle of nowhere: it was real plain, but it had a gigantic green monster, something like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, standing next to this lake.

The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.

It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.

We don't have a constant PR person or anything. That's why people say. 'Oh, you're still together?' Yeah. I'm in Des Moines with the band, not because I'm sightseeing.

I was the meal delivery coordinator for Clarke County for Meals on Wheels.