Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing.
I don't know who said that novelists read the novels of others only to figure out how they are written. I believe it's true. We aren't satisfied with the secrets exposed on the surface of the page: we turn the book around to find the seams.
