They'll forget all the rubbish when I've gone, and they'll remember the football. If only one person thinks I'm the best player in the world, that's good enough for me.
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
Players now have a groin injury for months and months, and I often think they don't really give a toss whether they're playing or not because they're getting paid anyway.
I noticed that when I touched the ball on the field, you could hear this shrill noise in the crowd with all the birds screaming like at a Beatles concert.
There are good players, there are great players, and there are those few at the pinnacle - the Peles, Cruyffs and Maradonas.
If I'd been born ugly, you'd never have heard of Pele.