When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
