Books
Quotes
Blog
Author Program
Sign In
Sign Up
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship of a creature covered in fur, and you don't have to take it for a walk, and it can feed itself. Less maintenance. Surely any man can appreciate the practicality of this choice.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Tags: you, man, women, love

Other Quotes by "Iliza Shlesinger"

The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Tags: pool, who, never, women
Part of being a comic is being flexible, being versatile.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Tags: part, flexible, comic, being
The amount of garbage that women are expected to put up with - we're just expected to ignore when a man whistles at us. And it never makes us feel good - it always makes us feel unsafe.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Tags: ignore, man, good, women
I love getting insight into what makes actors tick.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Tags: i-love, getting, insight, love
I'm certainly not a supermodel.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Tags: certainly
View More by "Iliza Shlesinger"
  • About
  • Contact Us
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Community Guidelines
  • Privacy Policy
© WSIRN 2025, Made with ❤ in Tokyo & Bali.