When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
