When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous.
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.
I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.
I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in Putney, which is pretty rough.
I acted at school but got very bad parts - things that they'd made up in Shakespeare plays like 'Guard 17' - so I wrote plays and gave myself parts, then I wrote sketches, then I did stand-up. Even in the school nativity I was the emu in the manger.
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.
