I like touring, and I like stopping off at service stations and driving along motorways.
Certain celebs manage to worm their way out of the spotlight, and I won't stand for that.
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they're saying.
Ross Noble at the Leicester De Montfort Hall on his Randomist tour - it's the only time I've hurt from laughing at a standup comedian.
I really love standup, and I really love writing standup.
You can play a gig as a band and not know that they hated you; with standup, after every line, you know.
