I remember being four or five, not understanding how to be funny, so just going around the house and my mum and dad's friends, confusing adults by saying weird things.
Certain celebs manage to worm their way out of the spotlight, and I won't stand for that.
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they're saying.
I like touring, and I like stopping off at service stations and driving along motorways.
Ross Noble at the Leicester De Montfort Hall on his Randomist tour - it's the only time I've hurt from laughing at a standup comedian.
I really love standup, and I really love writing standup.
