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When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!
— Jasper Carrott
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The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.
— Jasper Carrott
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I learned a lot about human nature. So much, in fact, that human nature will be my specialist subject on 'Mastermind'.
— Jasper Carrott
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Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles.
— Jasper Carrott
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There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
— Jasper Carrott
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My real name is Bob Davis, but for some reason, I got the name Jasper while playing football at the local rec when I was nine years old, and it just stuck. Years later, when someone asked 'Jasper who?' I just said 'Carrott' - but I have no idea why I came out with that particular word.
— Jasper Carrott
Tags: real, someone, name, football
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