Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
