No one goes into standup to make money....... Quote by "Jim Gaffigan"

No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.
— Jim Gaffigan

Tags: too-much, rejection, frustration, money

Other Quotes by "Jim Gaffigan"

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
— Jim Gaffigan

Tags: eat, animals, only, try

I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
— Jim Gaffigan

Tags: bob, closer, than

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
— Jim Gaffigan

Tags: challenge, fun, think, funny

Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.
— Jim Gaffigan

Tags: both-sides, sides, country, sympathy

I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.'
— Jim Gaffigan

Tags: new, thinking, you, best